B-LOG SLAYING: Final Fantasy IV Advance (abridged)

Abridged too far!

    Hey, you may have heard, but I have been playing Final Fantasy IV Advance since the beginning of December. You may have also heard I just last night completed it. And you also also may have heard that I've been writing weekly diary updates about my virgin playthrough of it. Well, if you've heard all those things, you'd have good ears!  Normally, I do a write up of completed games, and I give these write ups the garrish name of B-LOG SLAYING. I generally go pretty in depth into the games I've played, and I discuss what I liked and didn't like about them. I also include lots of pictures. Bloated, you could call them. Well, this particular B-LOG SLAYING isn't going to be that. I've talked at length about this game, in eight seperate posts. I'm not going to rehash it all right here. What I AM going to do here is link back to those eight articles, plus list a traditional "cons/pros" list, and VERY BRIEFLY discuss them. So, as I've been wont to say, without further adieu, let's jump into this fun-ness!

FIRSTLY, HERE ARE THE LINKS TO THE PREVIOUS EIGHT POSTS:

WEEK 1

WEEK 2

WEEK 3

WEEK 4

WEEK 5

WEEK 6

WEEK 7

WEEK 8

SECONDLY, HERE ARE MY "CONS/PROS" FOR THIS GAME:

    CONS:

• Not a huge variety in both enemy sprites and dungeon designs
• LOTS of random encounters. 
• The story starts pretty strong (I'd say), but it loses steam a bit in the middle and towards the end. 
• Finally, NO ONE DIES in this game. It's not a big complaint, but you SEE several characters die, but they don't stay dead. Except poor Tellah, of course

PROS:

• Great graphics for the GBA
• ADDICTING gameplay. It's simple, and it's turn-based, but I NEVER wanted to shut off my GBA. Not for one second. I don't rememeber the last game I played that I did not want to stop playing
• While I'm sure this is true of a large majority of RPGs, this game has a lot of boss battles. They are almost all fun and varied

    Allow me to discuss these individual points very quickly! You don't notice until you are several dungeons in, but there is not a lot in the variety of the enemy sprites. The same ones are recycled time and time again, with only a name change and a palette swap. I think the dungeon bland-ness is worse. How many underground cave dungeons does one game need? There must be five or six at least off the top of my head.
    I haven't played a traditional turn-based RPG in a long while. I want to get that out in the open. Holy shit there are TONS of random encounters. Sometimes, in a dungeon, you'll start one battle, finish it, take three steps, and another one starts. It gets very annoying. I remember this being a problem in Breath of Fire III as well (awesome game, by the by).
    I was genuinely intriguted at the start of the story. The king had turned evil and was having his personal guard steal and murder people to find these powerful Crystals. Hell, Cecil and Kain MURDER AN ENTIRE VILLAGE (not that they knew they were doing it, though) within the first like 30 minutes of the game. Once Golbez is revealed as the villain (or is he?), it gets a little cliched. He didn't have much depth at all. I did enjoy the fact that all the Crystals open up a path straight to the Moon. But then, more than three-quarters of the way into the game, the REAL villain of the game is revealed to be someone (or something) named Zemus. BUT! He's not ACTUALLY the villain. His true form, Zeromus, is the REAL TOTALLY TRUE EVIL villian. The ending was silly as hell too.
    A minor complaint, but throughout this game, you see (or the game implies) the following characters die: Yang, Tellah, Palom and Porom, Cid, and even Rydia. Only Tellah (and his unforuntate daughter Anna) truly seems to have died. Why couldn't they have killed Edward? He's the shittiest character in the game!


    I really enjoy the look of the game. Again, this was my first playthrough ever, so I don't have the SNES version to compare against. Well, I can look at screenshots. And screenshots between the GBA version and SNES version reveal that the GBA version looks way the hell better. All the sprites in this one are vibrant and interesting looking. The only graphical drawback is the look of many of the dungeons are awfully bland and boring, mainly because they are all the same.
    Obviously, I loved this game. I wrote a shit load of words about it. I've dedicated 25+ hours of my life to play it. The gameplay, as stated, is pretty simplistic, but it's so much damn fun I don't even care. I'm hardly a prude who won't play an old turn-based RPG because some of the mechanics haven't aged well. That stuff doesn't bother me. Simply put: if you are any kind of RPG enthusiast, play this game!
    Bosses! This game has 'em in spades! They are all fun to fight (with a few exceptions), and they usually look great. I will say, none of them are very big. Even Zeromus isn't huge. And bosses like Bahamut and Leviathan you would think would be gigantic, but really they are kind of small. Oops, this is supposed to be positive! Look, the bosses are fun!

THIRDLY, AND FINALLY, HERE ARE THOSE BOSSES!

    Because I love you all so much, here is a nice (linked) list to all the boss battles in the game. Follow the links to read the specifics on each one.


MIST DRAGON

OCTOMAMMOTH

ANTLION

MOM BOMB

SCARMIGLIONE (and Skullnant Zombies)

SCARMIGLIONE (true form)

DARK KNIGHT

BAIGAN (plus Left and Right arms)

CAGNAZZO

DARK ELF/DARK DRAGON

MAGUS SISTERS

BARBERICCIA

CALCABRINA

GOLBEZ

DOCTOR AND BARNABAS

DOCTOR LUGAE

KING and QUEEN (of Eblan)

RUBICANTE

DEMON WALL

ELEMENTAL LORD (all four in a row)

CPU and ATTACK & DEFENSE NODES

ASURA

LEVIATHAN

BAHAMUT

WHITE DRAGON

PLAGUE

LUNASAUR (x2)

DARK BAHAMUT

OGOPOGO

ZEROMUS


    And that's all folks! I'd like to sincerely thank everyone that has kept up with this diary, and in general anyone that has enjoyed my writing over the last almost-year. I'll see you all soon, with more video game/Simpsons (maybe some silly music lists too) nonsense  

Final Fantasy IV Advance Diary, Week 8: THE ENDGAME

The end is nigh!

How would he even know?

 

    Here's the final weekly post of my Final Fantasy IV Advance exploits. I'm gonna switch it up and list the boss info first, then my write up of the rest of the game. Please enjoy!

DAY 28 (2/10/15. PLAYTIME: 23:11 TO 25:17)

Zeromus:

 

Zeromus, not true form

    If you read my Week 7 post, you know I tried, and failed, to beat Zeromus. Here's my second attempt, which I successfully did last night: 

    Okay, this second battle against Zeromus went MUCH better than the one a few days ago. To start out, instead of immediately using the Crystal and jumping into the meat of the battle, I had Rosa cast Haste on herself and Rydia, and Shell on the whole party, in hopes that it would take some damage off of Big Bang. I honestly have no idea if any of that worked, though.
    When I used the Crystal and the battle really started, I began with cast of Bahamut and I had Kain Jump. I was able to get a Bahamut off, and Kain jumped, before he used Big Bang. It only killed Rydia [author's note: it may have killed someone else. I don't entirely remember. I was too focused and nervous about surviving to take great (or, any) notes. So sue me!] ! Rosa used a group Curaja, and everyone was basically back to normal. 

Zeromus, true form, after using the Crystal

  

    For the remainder of the battle, I had Kain Jump, Cecil and Edge attack, and Rosa either use Curaja, Full-Life on the dead people, and even a single cast of Holy (which did AWESOME damage).
    At some point, Rosa ran low on MP, so I had Edge throw her an Elixir. I was eventually able to Full-Life Rydia, and I had all five party members attacking. Towards the end, Edge, Rosa, and Rydia were all killed. I was able to Phoenix Down and Elixir Rosa (who subsequently Full-Life'd Rydia). With Cecil's attacks, Kain's Jumps, and Rydia's Bahamut (I kept Edge dead because he's clearly the weakest and least necessary), I was finally able to bring down Zeromus. It was a tense battle through and through. However, though tense it may have been, it wasn't that difficult. He has a lot of HP and his Big Bang attack can be deadly, but otherwise all you have to do is stay on top of your Curajas and otherwise unleash hell on him.
    I beat him on my second try. Between the first and second try, I leveled everyone up three-or-four levels. They were all mid-to-high-50s. I wouldn't call this the toughest boss in the game. He's close, but for me, going by pure amount of deaths, both Dark Bahamut and the two Lunasaurs killed me each 3-5 times. 

    Story wise, I mentioned it in my last post, but I'll go a bit more in depth. You find Golbez and Fusoya fighting Zemus. They beat him handily, but then he comes back as the monstrous Zeromus. Golbez and Fusoya try again, but they get annihilated.
   Zeromus knocks everyone else out. Just when everything looks most dire, we cut to the Tower of Prayer and see everyone there. Somehow, they know how poorly it's going against Zeromus, so they all pray very hard to the Moon. Cut back to said Moon and a battle scene. All the previous characters (yes, even Tellah. It may be his spirit or something, which is why I thought he was still alive) show up and restore your party to full HP/MP. After this, the battle starts.
    Once you dispatch this (awesome-looking) motherfucker, you watch the S L O W E S T boss death animation ever (it's very satisfying at least). Then, you get a nice, silly little epilogue where it seems everyone lives happily ever after. Full disclosure here: I missed some of this because my daughter woke up from her sleep (she's sick!) and I had to go sit with her. Just know everyone has a happy ending (and Golbez!). Even Tellah, who it's hinted at that he and his daughter Anna have reunited in the afterlife. 

Or is it?

    Well, folks, I think that's about it. I've written eight posts about this game. That's a lot (it doesn't reach my 40+ Dark Souls II posts, but it's a clear second place). I have one more upcoming as well. Think of it as an abridged B-LOG SLAYING (which is what I'm going to name it, actually). It'll have a lot of links to the various posts I wrote. So, look for that very soon. Thank you very much for your patience over this 8+ week period. It's been a helluva a lot of fun, and I like this weekly diary format. In all likelihood, the next game I'll be doing a diary on will be Bloodborne. Sorry right now for the spam I'm going to be posting from that.

    One final note: after beating the game, a new dungeon on the Moon, called the Lunar Ruins, opens it. There are several more bosses and challenges that await within. I thought about playing through it, but what is the point? The game is beaten. What can I possibly gain, besides just an extended amount of time playing this game. One day, maybe I'll play through it. Not now. 

    And now finally, here are my end-game stats, right after the credits rolled:

Final Fantasy IV Advance Diary, Week 7

Not quite the endgame. More like the grindy-game (???)

This pic sums up pretty well all the death I went through this week

DAY 23 (2/3/15. PLAYTIME: 19:37 TO 19:53)

    I had played over the weekend (on Saturday, 1/31) for about a half an hour, and I got a little ways into the Lunar Subterrane. At some point, you find lots of treasure chests. Some have items, and some have super powerful monsters. The combo of a Blue and Red Dragon that popped out of a chest killed me.
    So fast forward to Tuesday, on my lunch break. TWO MORE TIMES I was killed. Once by more monsters from treasure chests (two Red Dragons this time), and then once by one of the optional boss battles throughout the cave (two Lunasuars, this time). So, I gotta start again at the beginning. Ugh, this place is very tough. I did kill one easy boss for one of Edge's ultimate weapons, at least.

BOSS:

WHITE DRAGON (to obtain Murasame)

Petrified coiled poo? (sorry, that's gross)

    Not too tough of a battle, but it's annoying. The White Dragon LOVES casting Slow, and I'm pretty sure everyone was Slowed by the end of the battle. Otherwise, he'll attack normally and use Maelstrom, which we leave everyone with only 4-6 HP left. A very dangerous attack, but a group Curaja will do (especially since the Dragon doesn't attack that often. He's too busy using Slow). I had Cecil and Edge Attack, Kain use Jump, and Rydia summon Bahamut (Rosa heals, obvi!). After at least three Bahamuts and lots of other attacks, the White Dragon went down.

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DAY 24 (2/5/15. PLAYTIME: 19:54 TO 20:41)

    Made my way through the Lunar Subterrane again. I avoided opening most chests, as they can be chock-full of tough monsters, and I got to a save point close to the bottom. This save point is right near the two boss battles listed below. I tried the Lunasaurs three times, then stopped to beat Plague. I went back and tried the Lunasuars again, and on my fifth total try, I bested them. Let me tell you, it is TORTURE just running past so many treasure chests. And there really are, SO MANY TREASURE CHESTS. Probably more than in any other dungeon in the game. Oh well, it's not worth dying over. Otherwise, I used an online walkthrough to find the other save point on the fifth level, and I saved it there. I believe there's another boss fight to obtain a great weapon in this area. I will do that next time I play.

BOSS:

PLAGUE (to obtain Holy Lance):

What is there to even say anymore?

    A large floating eyeball that really doesn't care to attack you. He takes a much more passive approach: casting Doom on the whole party. After this, it's basically just an all-out attack-fest to try to kill him before the timers run out. Luckily, some Jumps, some Bahamuts, and some general attacking took him down easily enough. Otherwise, he will caste Haste on people, to, I assume, speed up the timers. He's pretty easy though. Not like the fucking Lunasaurs.




LUNASAUR (x2) (to obtain two Ribbons)

THESE GUYS!

    Well, these fuckers killed me. They didn't seem too bad for most of the battle, until one of them used an attack called Bad Breath. It caused frog, silence, confuse, and maybe other things, to the entire party. After that, forget it, the party was decimated a few turns later. Otherwise, they cast Reflect, Bio (which RAVAGES), and use a fire attack (Flame I think it's called?). I shut it off right after being killed.
    Attempt number two went just as badly. As soon as Bad Breath was cast, that was the fucking end. At least I realized there's a save point right next to them. So I didn't lose all my damn progress. Time for attempt number three!
    Bad Breath'd again. Fuck.
    Four attempts. Still cannot beat these fuckers. ALL THEY DO IS CAST BIO! It causes anywhere between 1,600-2,800 points of damage. Fuck me with a Reflected Bio.
    On attempt number five, I finally took these shitheads down. Besides my normal attacking patterns, I had Edge Throw some weapons I wasn't using. These did huge damage. Otherwise, I just walloped them, because they didn't case Bad Breath. And the reward? Two head-pieces that prevent various status ailments. This would have been MUCH MORE HELPFUL before this battle. Oi vey

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DAY 25 (2/6/15. PLAYTIME: 20:42 TO 22:00)

   

    Tried to fight Dark Bahamut (who's right outside the save point I last used) SEVERAL times with disastrous results. So I spent most of the rest of the time playing just leveling up. After a while of this, I went back (with everyone up at least three levels) and beat, BARELY, Dark Bahamut. That was pretty much it, despite the fact that I played for a good chunk of time. Saved it shortly thereafter 

BOSS:

DARK BAHAMUT (to obtain Ragnarok):

Hey! It's Bahamut, but darker!

    Yikes. I thought the Lunasaurs were tough. At least I could get 75% through those battles before dying. Dark Bahamut would kill me in 4-6 turns. He starts off immediately casting Mega Flare, which at first killed everyone but Rosa (and sometimes Kain). Afterward, all he does is cast Reflect on himself, then casts Flare on himself, which Reflects back for 1,000-2,000 points of damage. Occasionally he will cast Restore on himself, which will restore 6,000 HP. I had to grind everyone two-or-three levels to finally beat this guy. It took me five-or-six tries.
    On my successful attempt, his Mega Flare killed everyone but Rosa and Cecil. I had Cecil attack and Rosa heal every turn. At some point, I was able to Full-Life Kain, who I Jumped with. I attacked with Cecil, Jumped with Kain, and healed furiously with Rosa. At the very end, I Full-Life'd Edge as well. Only Rydia was dead. I was on my toes this whole battle. VERY HARD 

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DAY 27 (2/7/15. PLAYTIME: 22:01 TO 23:10)

    Went down to the end of the dungeon. After level 7, the monster battles are accompanied by boss battle music. And they can be pretty tough. Got to the bottom and fought Ogopogo to acquire the final ultimate weapon.
    Went and found Golbez and Fusoya at the very end, and they are kicking Zemus's ass. They kill him, but he resurrects himself as a monster named Zeromus. He annihilates Golbez and Fusoya, then proceeds to kill the party. Everyone on earth, standing in that Tower of Prayer, know that the party has been killed (do they have a telescope that can see clearly to the Moon?). They all pray really hard, and this brings back the party. [note: apparently goddamn Tellah IS STILL ALIVE? Oi vey] Before he is killed (??), Golbez gives Cecil a Crystal, to show Zeromus's true form.
    When the final battle starts, Cecil can use the recently acquired Crystal to force Zeromus into his true form. After this, the real battle begins (he doesn't attack prior to this).
    He started off with an attack called Big Bang that hit everyone for 2,500-3,000 damage each. This killed all but Kain and Cecil. He used this attack several more times as well, which means I need to grind some more to get my levels up. My party just needs more health to withstand this attack. Otherwise this first attempt at the final boss didn't last very long. 

BOSS:

OGOPOGO (to obtain Masamune) 

Hey! It's like Leviathan, but it's Ogopogo-ier

    This is quite an easy battle. He starts by casting Tidal Wave twice in a row. This hurts everyone a bit, doing roughly 1,300-1,600 damage. Luckily a group Curaja fixes this. He doesn't have anything else NEARLY this powerful. Just had Cecil and Edge attack, Rydia Bahamut, Kain Jump, and of course Rosa heals. This battle is certainly no Dark Bahamut or Lunasaurs

    Okay, I'll have one more weekly-post for this game, and it'll be just a rundown of final battle. I gave a brief description of the beginning of it up there, but I'll go more in depth for the final post. Thanks for sticking around with me for 7+ weeks so far. I'm going to put up an abridged B-LOG post as well in the coming weeks. Keep on grinding on!

Final Fantasy IV Advance Diary, Week 6

Kicking ass across three worlds!

No pic? No problem! (sorry for laziness/forgetfulness)

DAY 19 (1/26/15. PLAYTIME: 14:55 TO 15:44) pt. 1

    Another day spent mostly grinding the Lunar Path on the Moon. Got everyone to either level 40 or 39. After doing this for almost 40 minutes, I finally decided to press on. I went through a few more Lunar Paths and emerged at the Crystal Palace. It's here that I met a strange old man, with an even stranger name (Fusoya). He explains that Cecil is a descendant of a Lunarian (people who live on the Moon). The voice Cecil heard at Mt. Ordeals, so long ago, was that of his father. Fusoya tells him he has the power to defeat Golbez. He says we now must rush back to the Tower of Babel. Finally, the old man joins the party!
    Other than this, I didn't do a whole lot more. I've been doing a lot more grinding lately (it seems), so I apologize if these posts aren't quite as meaty as they usually are. It's all part of the master plan, of course!

• I have so far narrowed down my three favorite songs in this game: the boss battle music, the normal airship music, and the overworld Moon music. All are amazing and very catchy. Otherwise, the music overall is good, but not wholly memorable

 
    I played today for quite a bit. I played for close to an hour on my lunch break, like normal, but I then played for about 90 minutes more after when I was home. I'm gonna separate this day 19 post into two smaller, more digestible parts!

DAY 19 (1/26/15. PLAYTIME: 15:45 TO 17:22) pt. 2

    Went back to Earth (to go to the Tower of Babel), and got a nice "cutscene" of the Giant of Babel waking up. The Dwarf King comes with his tanks, and Cid comes with his airships, all to fight this giant beast. We are also treated to nice shots of several characters from the game's past. Hey, guess who isn't dead? Yang! So, what exactly happened to him in that cannon room is anyone's guess, I feel that the writer's weren't too clear with that. At any rate, at least he's alive!
    Oh yeah,  Porom and Palom are alive. Yaay. Also Edward makes an appearance. So, instead of this game CONSTANTLY killing main characters, like I had thought, they actually don't kill ANYONE! I think the only REALLY dead character is Tellah, yet I can't even be 100% confident about that (even though I watched him die. I watched P & P turn themselves to stone, but hey, what the hell!). Anyway, after this you enter the Giant. You make your way down to his core, and here you fight the toughest boss(es) of the game, by far. After this, you fight a MUCH easier boss. After THIS Golbez shows up. Fusoya makes him remember who he is. Turns out, he's Cecil's brother! Woah! And he was being controlled, this whole time, by something (or someone) called Zemus. Golbez and Fusoya go to the Moon to confront Zemus. So, Golbez is really a great guy, but since he has Lunarian blood, he's more easily controllable? Sure, Final Fantasy IV, whatever you say.
    Speaking of people who are easily controllable, Kain shows up and joins again! He says if he betrays the party again, you can kill him. Fair enough. So now the party is Cecil, Kain, Edge, Rosa, and Rydia. Not too shabby. I shut it off shortly after these boss battles. Let's get down to brass taxes!

• While I still feel like it's pretty interesting, the story of this game is definitely not as strong as I felt it was at the beginning. There was a lot of intrigue about why the king was acting such a fool, and why did Golbez want all the Crystals? But, now Golbez is good (I guess?), and a new, even more evil person/entity is mentioned, like 85% through the game? And characters come back even though they clearly should be dead? Plus, you go to the Moon (which I think is cool actually). It's just getting a little silly. 
• Despite that, I still find this game IMMENSELY ENTERTAINING and I am just absolutely loving it. 
• I kind of hope Golbez joins the party to be a playable character. That would be awesome!

BOSS:

ELEMENTAL LORD:

Which one doesn't belong?

    Holy shit. BY FAR the toughest fight in the game. It's essentially a gauntlet where you have to fight all four newly resurrected Elemental lords, back to back to back to back. [note: I took pictures of three of the Lords, but I neglected to take a picture of Cagnazzo. Instead of posting four individual pics of the Lords, I just put them in this neat collage up there. Finally, I just recycled the picture of Cagnazzo from the first fight. Deal with it] The order goes: Scarmiglione, Rubicante, Cagnazzo, and Barbericcia. Basic strategy throughout: Cecil and Edge attack, Fusoya uses Quake (or heals, or uses items when mp is low), Rosa obviously provides INCEDIBLY VALUABLE healing support, with group Curajas thrown around like play money. Rydia spams Titan. That's basically what I did the whole time. Two notes, Edge's Blitz heals (at least Scarmiglione. I was too scared to try them after that) a little bit. I tried Holy (Fusoya) on Scarmiglione. DON'T! It healed him in excess of 8,000 HP!


CPU & ATTACK AND DEFENSE NODE:

Eh, I have nothing to say for this boring boss

    After the very tough Elemental Lord fight, you fight this very easy battle. You go into the heart of the Giant, and fight this CPU, and it's Attack and Defense Nodes. This big thing controls the Giant. It looks pretty boring, and well, it is pretty boring. Firstly, the Attack Node, if you couldn't guess, attacks. The Defense Node heals the CPU (as seen in the picture above) with 3,000 HP. The first order of business was to destroy it. It doesn't have much health, so it's pretty easy. After this, I attacked the Attack Node. Once both the Nodes were destroyed, I unleashed everything I had at the CPU. After a while, the CPU restores the two Nodes, so they had to be destroyed again. There's not much strategy here, it's all about just crushing those Nodes and unleashing hell on that CPU.

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DAY 20 (1/28/15. PLAYTIME: 17:23 TO 18:05)

    Well, picked up where I last left off (oddly enough), just chilling on the moon. I went to the small cave that has weird Moon people (are THESE the Lunarians?) to stock up on Hi-potions, Phoenix Downs, and a few Ethers. Then, as I was flying to find that Crystal Palace again, I found a very conspicuous-looking cave. I entered.
    It's the Cave of Bahamut. I don't know much about it, besides (and this can be deducted from the very name of the cave) the fact that I would assume Rydia can get the Bahamut summon here. I spent the remainder of my lunch break just working my way through this area. It's not TOO bad, except there are three instances of mandatory battle against a very tough enemy in the Behemoth. Firstly, magic does NOTHING against him, so Rydia is BEYOND useless. But he's not officially a boss, so I don't feel like getting into the battles. It boils down to a very neglected (by me) spell, Blink, which works wonders.
    After every battle with the Behemoths, I ran all the way out of the cave (not a super big cave, luckily) to use a Tent and to save. It wasn't until after I beat the third one that I realized I could use the damn Teleport spell to get out of the dungeon. I saved and shut it off right before what I assume is the battle with Bahamut. I'm not expecting it to be easy or short, so I'll need some time. That will hopefully be my next day's post!

• I find the idea that Bahamut lives deep underground in a cave in the Moon incredibly awesome. It adds such depth to the mythos of the creature. Fucking sweet (*thumbs up*)
• I know there are a few more optional areas, and I was debating if I should use a guide to find them. I really wanna keep this as blind a first playthrough as I can, so I think I'm going to search for them myself. If I really can't find them, I'm going to go ahead and finish the game first, create another save, and THEN use a guide to complete the side quests.

BOSS:

    NONE!

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DAY 21 (1/29/15. PLAYTIME: 18:06 TO 18:56)

    Got to what I had correctly guessed as being the end of the Bahamut Cave, and there's some asshole there (Summoner God maybe?) that says essentially I haven't been blessed by the King Summoner, so, that's that. I can't do anything more here until I talk to this King Summoner. Damn. Well, I think my next task is to find the Land of the Summoners. I know they've mentioned it in-game a few times, and I think I remember my friend Max saying it was in the Underworld.
    So, I went to the Underworld and found a cave entrance I'd never used before. It's something called the Sylvan Cave. It's full of HP-draining pools of something (poison or ooze). That's where my brief morning session ended.
    Luckily, on my lunch break, I picked up where I had last saved, at the Sylvan Cave. After talking with Max again (who is a veritable Final Fantasy IV encyclopedia), I decided it wasn't worth getting through this cave. I really wanted to find this damn Land of the Summoners. I NEEDED BAHAMUT!
    After flying for a few minutes in the Underworld, I found a small island with a cave on it. Sure enough, this was the Cave of Summons. I made my way through this Cave, and got to a small town at the bottom. Here was the King and Queen of the Summoners. I talked to them, and fought one easy boss battle, before I saved. I should be fighting a second boss battle immediately upon starting the game back up.

• As I've said a few times, I've tried VERY hard not to look at any online walkthroughs. With maybe two small exceptions, I've been very good at just figuring everything out on my own (although it's not a tough game to figure). However, in talking with my friend Max (who I've referenced several times already), I've learned quite a lot about the game. He's helped me (inadvertently really. I've never just asked him for help) with lots of stuff. Just wanted to get that out there. 

BOSS:

ASURA:

U mad bro?

    Very easy. Casted Reflect on her, and that made her Curaga she always uses worthless (she also casts Protect, and bizarrely, Life on herself. By the end of the battle, I think my entire party had Protect on due to her own Protects being Reflected. I love it) Otherwise, Rydia spammed Titan, Kain Jumped, and everyone else just attacked. Very easy battle. You receive the Asura summon as a reward.

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DAY 22 (1/30/15. PLAYTIME: 18:57 TO 19:36)

    After I defeated Asura yesterday, I saved it. Immediately today I fought the King of the Summoners, Leviathan. After I handily whooped his candy ass, I went and delivered a Rat Tail (that I found in the Cave of Summons) to a small, weird guy at a small, weird place called Adamant Grotto. I got Adamantite in return. This, I brought to a small smithy in the Underworld, and I got Excalibur! Pretty dope (note: I used a walkthrough for the very last part. So sue me).
    After this little excursion, there's only one thing left to do before starting the endgame: go get that Bahamut. To the Moon!
    Went through the Cave and got to Bahamut. After a fairly easy (although tricky) battle against the God of the Summons, I now own his ass. After this short fight, I left the cave, Cottage'd up, and made my way to the front of the Crystal Palace. Is this where the end starts? We shall see, we shall see...

• As the end draws near, I can't help but feel a deep sadness. This game has been fairly amazing, and I'm pretty sad to see it come to an end.
• Not sure what else to say. I've said almost everything there is to say about the game in the last six weeks. All I do know, though, is I should be in for lots of boss battles to end the game. I'm chomping at the bit

    

BOSS:

LEVIATHAN:

Derp-level: EXTREME

    Unbelievably, much easier than Asura. Leviathan is slow and barely attacks. I think his only attack is Tidal Wave, which hits everyone, but for minimal damage. Otherwise, he might attack with a physical attack, but it doesn't do much. I had Kain Jump, Cecil attack, Edge use his Blitz ninjitsu (until he ran out of MP, then he attacked normally), Rydia spam Ramuh, and Rosa either group-heal or even cast Haste on people! Using this configuration, I took down Leviathan with ease. Now I can use him as a summon, and now I can go back to the Moon and (presumably) fight Bahamut now!


BAHAMUT:

I was expecting him to be a little bigger, honestly

    I feel a little dirty about this one. It has one trick to it, and if you don't learn it (or know it before hand), this battle would basically be impossible unless you were level 80+. Max (who has supplied me with a wealth of information about the game) had mentioned something about using Reflect in this battle. Which is very odd, considering Bahamut has one attack, and he counts down to it. That attack, of course, is Mega Flare. It does 5,000+ damage to all party members. And that's where Reflect comes in. Unfortunately, I only used Reflect on Rosa first, so he wiped out the other four members of my party with his first Mega Flare. But, besides just shielding Rosa from the damage, the spell was actually reflected back at Bahamas (go figure, huh?), which did 5,000+ damage per time. After the first Mega Flare, he curls up again and starts another countdown (starting at 5). I revived Kain, but couldn't put a Reflect on him. Luckily, he Jumped during the second Mega Flare, so he didn't take damage. After that, I DID put Reflect on Kain, and I also revived Rydia and Reflected her. Edge and Cecil stayed dead for the remainder of the battle. That's okay, because with Kain's Jump, Rydia's Leviathan summon, and the Reflected Mega Flare, Bahamut went down easily. Now I have his services. Time to start this endgame!


    Thanks for reading everyone! Next week's installment might be the final one (get it? Final one? Final Fantasy?). Stay tuned!

Final Fantasy IV Advance Diary, Week 5

Wam! Boom! Straight to da Moon!

SWEARING!

DAY 14 (1/15/15. PLAYTIME: 10:07 TO 10:57)

    Flew around (for six full minutes) trying to find Eblan. I eventually did. It's an abandoned castle (with a few treasure chests to be had). However there is a cave nearby. With the use of the hovercraft, I made my way there.
    I went through a few floors of the Eblan passage (another boring watery cave area, which is disappointing because this is the third or fourth "watery passage" in the game so far) until I found the inhabitants of the castle. I also found their prince, Edge, fighting Rubicante. Suffice to say (surprise surprise) he was getting his ass kicked. After the beat down, he joins your party, and he sneaks the party into the Tower of Babel, which is connected to the passageway.

     I spent the rest of the time running through here and grinding a tiny bit. Will grind more here next time I play.

• I meant to add this in last week's post, but I think the airship music kicks major ass.
• How many characters get introduced to the audience by getting their asses handed to them in battle? Seems like a lot
• Not a whole lot more to add, really. I didn't do a ton (if you're curious, the random battle rate is still absurdly high)
  

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DAY 15 (1/16/15. PLAYTIME: 10:58 TO 11:51)

 

    Today was a little more eventful than yesterday. I grinded (a real word?) a little bit around the save room of the Tower of Babel. Eventually I pressed onward, and I found Edge's parents, the king and Queen of Eblan. Too bad they are monsters now!Yikes!
    After a sad (as in, awfully melancholic) battle, they died. Rubicante then appears! He tells them that Dr. Lugae turned Edge's parents into monsters. This pisses Edge off so much he learns two new (badass) ninjitsu attacks. Ruby wants a fair fight, so he heals the party completely! What a nice guy.
    You fight him. After this long, arduous fight, Ruby assures us he'll rise again. After this, I just went back to the area around the save room, and I just leveled a little more, because I only had about 15 minutes left to play.

• Even though I had some boss fights, still not a whole lot to expound upon today. The monsters, as is the case basically everywhere, are pretty tough. I must be under-leveled, at least a little bit. Should probably grind some more. I don't mind grinding, and I realize it's a necessary part of a game like this, but I just wanna PLAY. Since I don't always have a huge amount of time to play, I hate using that precious time to mindlessly level up
• Rubicante is my favorite villain so far. Easily. He seems to be the only one who's really fleshed out, and seems to have more complexity to him

BOSS:

 

KING AND QUEEN (OF EBLAN)

Killer Queen (and King!)

    These are Edge's parents, but they've been turned to monsters by Doc Lugae. They attack for a few turns before the final bit of their old humanity pokes through. The music gets very somber, and they don't attack anymore after this. So you basically just smash them with the toughest stuff you have, while they tell Edge they don't belong in this world anymore, and while Edge gets really sad by it. This is barely even a boss fight, but it's pretty sad and full of melancholy. Jeez Final Fantasy IV, way to tug on the heartstrings!

RUBICANTE

LOVE that cape!

    I actually really enjoy ol Ruby here. He's polite, and all he wants is a fair, balanced fight (plus, his name sounds like some sort of spicy, delicious rub for a pork shoulder). Hell, he even completely restores your HP & MP before the battle. Also, Edge unlocks two new ninjitsu moves right before this battle. The battle isn't too bad, but it's pretty long. Ruby has a lot of health.
    I had Cecil attack (or group heal when needed); Edge used his ninjitsu Blitz attack (until he ran out of MP, then he just attacked regularly); Rosa of course healed; and Rydia just attacked, because fire and ice heal him, and Thunder doesn't even scratch him. I suppose I could have tried Titan or Dragon. Didn't even think of it. Whoopsy.
    I think, offense wise, the most important person in this battle is Kain. His Jump does HUGE damage. So that's what he did for the entire battle. Without him, this battle would have been EVEN longer. Yikes.
    Ruby doesn't really have many attacks. Every physical attack against him he counters with Fira against the whole party. This was pretty weak luckily. Otherwise he attacks or uses an attack called Glare. This insta-killed anyone but Cecil (at max health).
    So I just attacked, healed, and revived, and after a while Ruby went down. He did say he'll rise again though...

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DAY 16 (1/17/15. PLAYTIME: 11:52 TO 12:59)

    I dicked around in the Tower of Babel for a while. I call it accidental leveling, because I was leveling by wandering around aimlessly. Eventually I found the Crystal room, but there was a trap that dropped me to the part of the Tower of Babel that is in the Underworld.
    I wandered around some more and found an abandoned enemy airship. We hijacked it and flew back to the king in the Dwarf Castle.
    Apparently I was slightly off in what I said last week, in that Golbez had stolen the other Dark Crystal and we were going to meet him at the Tower to steal them all back. He actually HADN'T stolen the final Dark Crystal yet. It is within the Sealed Cavern, and he can't access it. The king gives the party a necklace that will open the Sealed Cavern. Great! Only problem? This dumb airship doesn't fly over the magma. However, someone in the Dwarf Castle mentions something about a crazy old coot in the infirmary. Intrigued, I searched for the infirmary. After searching for it for a few minutes, I found it. And nestled between the sheets of one of the beds was none other than...
   ...CID! He (apparently) survived that huge explosion! This is wonderful. He gets up (against doctor's orders, sort of like Edward did so long ago) and fixes the airship so it can fly over the magma. He unfortunately doesn't join back in the party (he's too injured), but he's alive and that's all that matters!
    So the party heads southwest to the Sealed Cavern. It's, surprise surprise, another goddamn cave dungeon. That's a "con" I would include in a traditional B-LOG SLAYING: dungeon variety is really lacking.
    I saved it in the Cavern, so there isn't much else to say. I think next time I pick it up to play, I'll probably encounter a boss, because there is ALWAYS a boss of some kind at the end of the dungeons. 

• EVERY door in this Cavern is really a monster. It has a ton of HP, and if you don't kill it fast enough, it spawns an additional monster. It's not hard, but it's very tedious. However you get a nice chunk of experience for it.
• Talking to people in towns really helps! I wasn't sure exactly what to do once I realized I needed to go over the magma to get to the Cavern. But I talked to a bunch of people, and I realized I needed to go to the infirmary! Score one for diligence
• Besides the low variety of dungeons, I'm really starting to realize that their isn't a huge amount of enemy sprite variety. It's mostly palette swaps and different names. A bit disappointing.

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DAY 17 (1/18/15. PLAYTIME: 13:00 TO 13:22)

    Didn't do much during my small session at all. Got through some of the Cavern, mostly just fighting those damn monster doors. Got lots of leveling done as well. Nothing else to add. Sorry to disappoint with a tiny little paragraph

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DAY 18 (1/22/15. PLAYTIME: 13:23 TO 14:55)

    I started more than halfway through the Cavern. I quickly made my way to the bottom, to the Crystal Room. And wouldn't you know it, I was actually able to walk up, grab the Crystal, and leave the room! Simple as that! No Golbez coming out of nowhere to steal it. I like this new dynamic!
    Of course, grabbing the Crystal set off a trap against a large Demon Wall boss. He's easily dispatched. After this, it's a simple matter of just leaving the Cavern and returning the Crystal to the king. No problemo...
    Oh, wait, no it isn't. Because this is Final Fantasy IV, so SOMETHING is gonna go wrong. Golbez (bodylessly) again takes control Kain, who grabs the Crystal and leaves. Fuck. Why wouldn't Cecil even try to stop him? Because he totally doesn't. He stands by, and just lets Kain leave with it. So now Kain is gone again.
    After this disappointing series of events, I got back to the Castle. The King isn't too pleased about the Crystal being stolen, but he mentions something about a "Lunar Whale", which is some mythical ship that can fly to the moon. I guess? The elder in Mysidia knows of this, so the plan is to get to the surface and go to Mysidia. BUT! The opening is sealed. Cue Cid, to come in and save the day yet again. He claims he can add a drill to the airship, so they can all get back to the surface world. Of course, he overworks himself, and ends up staying behind in the Castle instead of adventuring. Oh well, at least we can get out of hell here.

The Lunar Whale!

    Once I fly around for a few minutes and get back to the surface, I arrive in Mysidia. The party is met by the elder, and then everyone goes to the Tower of Worship to pray for the "Lunar Whale". They do, and it appears! Cecil goes into it and finds a Crystal, which navigates the giant ship. We flew it to the Moon.
    And that's really about it. I spent the rest of my lunch break grinding, because HOLY SHIT the monsters on the Moon are tough as shit! Boy howdy!

    I'm gonna cheat a little bit. After I finished playing on my lunch on the 18th, I played later that night and the following morning. It was a combined 30 minutes, and it was exclusively just grinding on the Moon. Everyone's levels are in the high-30's, and I'd like them to be at least 40-42. Once I hit that goal, I'll continue the story.

• They say the "Lunar Whale" (a giant ship) comes from the Moon, yet when it is prayed for, it doesn't come from space. It forms out of a Whirlpool. Weird
• The party getting split up YET AGAIN kinda sucks. I haven't minded the constant revolving-door policy as it concerns the party members, but I liked Kain. Another good fighter in the party ain't a bad thing
• And since Cid is too injured, he can't even join. So it's Cecil, Edge, Rydia, and Rosa.

   

BOSS:

 

DEMON WALL:

Good heavy metal album cover?

    This is a really easy battle. Also, I can now appreciate the Demon Wall (maybe not his exact name?) from Final Fantasy VII, during the end of the Temple of the Ancients. Pretty cool. But really, this battle is far easier than that one. The wall edges ever closer, and all he does is use a decidedly weak physical attack, and will occasionally use Stone Gaze, which does...something, to a character? I'm honestly not sure what the negative effect is. But as far as the party's offense, everyone is in on it: Cecil and Edge Attack, Kain Jumps, Rydia spams Titan, and even Rosa (!!) uses Aim (and of course heals when necessary). I assume you have to kill this guy before he gets too close and crushes you. Luckily, his attacks are so weak you can whale on him and barely even have to worry about healing or anything. I killed him easily, when he was about halfway across the screen. Even one of the characters said it (Edge?) right after: "Nothing to it". Hopefully that's not ominous foreboding...

    Luckily, it wasn't (as far as boss battles go). Here's a bigger picture of the battle, to show how big the boss is:

If you didn't know, I PAUSEd the game

Final Fantasy IV Advance Diary, Week 4

Just about halfway through this marvellous adventure

    I don't have a lead off picture. This was a big week, and I don't want to delay any longer!

DAY 11 (1/12/15. PLAYTIME: 7:34 TO 8:26)

 

    Went back to Troia with the recently acquired Earth Crystal. Cecil meets up with Kain to do the trade (if you forget: Rosa for the Earth Crystal). The party is taken to the Tower of Zot. After fighting through five floors of this area (filled with tough enemies with a proclivity to back attack), you come to a boss battle with the strange Magus Sisters. They are easily dispatched. You enter the room they were guarding, and here you hand over the Crystal to Golbez. And aah shucks! Golbez actually ISN'T going to trade Rosa for the Crystal. For some reason, everyone in the party is shocked by this. Haven't they ever played a video game before?
    In a fit of rage over this, Tellah enters into a(n) (automatic) battle against Golbez. He starts getting housed. As a last ditch effort, Tellah casts the mighty Meteor. Of course, since this is such a powerful spell, it kills him. But it does make Golbez run away. He does again pass up an opportunity to kill Cecil, it must be noted. Hmm...
    Tellah, in his dying breath, tells the party to avenge his daughter's death. Well, duh, Tellah. At this point, Golbez has to answer for more than just his daughter.
    After Golbez escapes, Kain comes to his senses. He had been under Golbez's control, but him being injured by Meteor broke the spell. They then rescue Rosa in the nick of time, and both Kain and Rosa join your party! Of course, there's no time to celebrate, because the third Elemental Wizard attacks! It's the buxom Lord of Wind, Barbariccia.
    After this battle (another pretty easy one), they escape the Tower as it crumbles around them. They make it back to Baron, where Kain tells them that even though Golbez has the four Crystals, those are only the Light Crystals. There are also four Dark Crystals hidden in the Underworld. Apparently, with the eight Crystals, a pathway to the moon (!)(?) opens. Who doesn't want to go to the moon?
    The last thing I have to say for this day is that Kain gives us a Magma Stone, which will open the way to the Underworld. Now, to find this Underworld...

• I'm sad to see Tellah go...
• ...but STOKED to get Rosa back. FINALLY a character with a substantial amount of MP (200+), so I don't always have to worry about running low
• Speaking of MP, here's a little grip of mine: during the "battle" with Golbez, Tellah uses Bio, Firaga, Blizzaga, AND Meteor. Meteor alone costs 99 MP to cast. Tellah only had 90-something MP to begin with, so how in the hell did he cast so much magic that he would have needed close to 200 MP? I HATE when RPGs do this kind of stuff. Breaking their own rules to advance the plot. Bah humbug!
• The Tower of Zot was TOUGH. I used most of my potions, hi-potions, and ethers. Tellah and Cecil both had 0 MP before I found a save point.

BOSS:

MAGUS SISTERS

Why do they look like Disney characters?

    This is a very easy battle. The sisters really just use Reflect and a variety of second-tier magic (Thundara, etc.). I had Cecil, Yang, and Cid attack the first sister (Mindy). Tellah healed or used magic on Sandy (the tall one in the back). At one point, Mindy & Cindy (the fat one in the middle) both had Reflect on them, so Tellah was pretty useless besides attacking Sandy. After I took Mindy down, I focused on Cindy. I used the same strategy: just pound with physical attacks. They revived Mindy, but Cindy fell soon after. I killed Sandy, and focused everything on Mindy then (which makes sense, since she was the last one left). It got a little hairy at the end because Tellah was confused and Yang was mini'd. Cid had something on him as well (not sure what. Paralyze or Stop or Hold or whatever the hell it's called) that made him unable to move. But Cecil just whaled on Mindy until she died anyway. Easy peasy.




BARBERICCIA

Yowza! Hatchie matchie!

    This battle, unlike the other two Elemental Wizard battles, was very easy. Cecil and Cid attacked; Kain used Jump (great ability!); Yang used Double; Rosa healed/buffed. That's all there is to it. The four physical attackers are so damn powerful that she goes down pretty easily after not much fighting. I honestly don't remember any attacks she has.

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DAY 12 (1/13/15. PLAYTIME: 8:27 TO 9:18)

 

    Flew around a little bit until I found the small town of Agart. There's a well here that is very deep. So deep, in fact, that no one even knows how deep it is. You can throw the Magma Stone in. Once you do that, a large mountain right next to Agart explodes, exposing a large hole. You can fly the Airship right down into that sumbitch. Do you know where it brings you?
    The Underworld, dummy! You arrive to see the Red Wings, in their airships, locked in a battle against tanks. Your airship crashes near the Dwarf Castle. The king inside, his named Giott, informs you that he is the king of the Underworld. He also informs you that Golbez already has two Dark Crystals. God, that guy gets around awfully quickly.
    You enter the Crystal room here to defend it from Golbez. You immediately fight a bizarre doll boss. Once it's defeated, Golbez appears (SHOCKING!). You fight him, but he wipes out everyone (save Cecil) easily. Golbez summons a Shadow Dragon, and it looks like it's the end of the line for Cecil and his pals.
    Well, is it?
    NO!
    Right before the Dragon can do damage, someone else (off screen) summons a Mist Dragon (it looks identical to the very first boss of the game). But who could it be? Who could have swept in and saved the day? Who has the power to summon?
    It's Rydia! She's back! She revives Cecil, and the two of them fight Golbez. After defeating him (!!), his arm (?) still manages to crawl away with the Crystal anyway. Oi fucking vey, amiright?
    After this, they all decided to let Golbez steal the final Crystal (hell, he'd do it anyway, even if we tried to intervene) and then meet him at the Tower of Babel to steal them all back. Seems a little reckless, but what the hell! That's where I saved.

• The Underworld, perhaps not too surprisingly, looks like hell. Lots of lava
• VERY HAPPY to have Rydia back. Besides the fact that she has some badass new summons (Ifrit, Ramuh, Shiva, Titan, and Dragon), and besides the other fact that she's not a little kid anymore (something about being with Leviathan in the Land of the Summoners), she has a SHITLOAD of MP! Now I have TWO characters with loads of MP (one with white magic, one with black)
• I REALLY like the makeup of my party. Not a single weak character

BOSS:

 

CALCABRINA

Oooh dolls. How scary! *ultra hard scoff*

    This battle starts as one against six dolls. Three are Calcas and three are Brinas. I attacked them normally: Cecil attacked, Kain Jumped, Yang Doubled, and Rosa healed. After I destroyed three of these dolls, they form into a large, creepy-as-hell looking monstrosity, called Calcabrina:

Ignore that "8". Poorly timed photo on my part

    I just walloped this boss until I couldn't wallop anymore. I used all my strongest stuff (as per usual. See above). She does some attack that (I believe) confuses a party member. This I healed with Rosa's Esuna immediately. Calcabrina went down easily for me.



GOLBEZ

The man himself

    At the beginning (before Rydia appears), he uses very strong magic and kills everyone but Cecil. After Rydia joins, I had her summon Ifrit and Ramuh, and Cecil attack (and heal when needed). Golbez went down pretty easily (Cecil's sword was doing 1000+ damage per hit). I didn't bother reviving the other three. Oh well!

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DAY 13 (1/14/15. PLAYTIME: 9:19 TO 10:06)

 

I started in the Tower of Babel (which is where I saved the day before. I don't think I was clear about that above). I climbed to the top, and there I found a bizarre doctor. He was helping someone named Rubicante into a warping device. After a short exchange, you fight the good doctor. He fights first with a large robot-Frankenstein-kind of thing named Barnabas (of course it is). If you destroy the robot, the doctor jumps into the destroyed remains of it, and he calls himself Barnabas-Z.
    After you defeat this boss, the doctor isn't done! When are they ever? You fight him again, but once the battle starts he turns into some robot-monster thing. Beat him, and you receive his key.
    This key opens a previously locked door. This is the cannon room. You see, the cannons are set to destroy the Dwarf Castle. Once inside the control room, you fight some stupid ass goblins. Before they die, they destroy the controls so the cannons can't be turned off. Desperate, Yang stays behind and urges everyone else out. I'm not sure exactly what he does, but he dies doing it. I guess he's disabling the cannon controls...or something? Who knows. He's dead (I assume). That sucks.
    You rush out of the Tower, but as you leave, Golbez (I think) destroys the bridge you are crossing. Luckily, Cid, back from trying to fix up his ship, flies to save you. Unfortunately, he's got Red Wings on his tail, and he can't shake them. Handing the controls to Cecil, Cid decides to grab a bomb and jump out of the airship. Apparently, this bomb will seal up the opening you made earlier with the Magma Stone. So he jumps and explodes a bomb. And dies. Yup, two awesome, not to mention powerful characters are killed off, within mere minutes of each other. Why do so many characters sacrifice themselves in this game? At my count, I think it's four!
    Cid, before he stupidly killed himself, instructs you to go to Baron. Cid's guys attach a hook to the airship, so now it can pick up the hovercraft (remember that thing?). Somebody mentions something about the town of Eblan. So, looks like that’s where I’m headed. I wonder what will await me there…

• I really can’t believe I lost both Yang and Cid. They were so damn strong. Remember when I just mentioned that I feel I have a very strong party? Yeah. Well, I still do (no weak characters), but they definitely took a blow
• I’ve had a string of pretty-easy boss battles. I’m just waiting for a very tough one
• Actually, the dungeons are usually harder than the boss battles at the end. 

BOSS:

 

 DOCTOR AND BARNABAS

Is he wearing boxing gloves?

    Again, this battle is pretty easy. It starts off with the oddly-named Barnabas attacking the doctor (which is fairly amusing). I focused everything on Barnabas, and had my heavy hitters do their thing (attack, Jump, Double. You know the drill). Rosa was in her normal support role, and I had Rydia use Thunder magic (both Thundara and Ramuh). After some damage, Barnabas was destroyed. I then focused the attacks on the doctor. He didn't take much before he decided to jump into the ruined remains of his dumb robot. The result? Barnabas-Z:

At this point, why not?

    This part of the battle is more of the same. I think all these boss battles have been so easy because everyone in the party is pretty beefy and strong. I like beefy and strong. Anyway, once you attack this clown enough, he'll "die".
    Because every boss in this game can't just die, he's still alive.


DR. LUGAE

Dr. Wily's long lost brother?

    He starts the battle like this, but I don't even think you can attack him before he...transforms(?) into this:

He couldn't transform into something more menacing?

    This battle is a tiny bit tougher than the previous one. He can use a Sleeping Gas attack to put someone to sleep (although it only actually seems to work about 1-out-of-4 tries), which is the most annoying part of the battle. Otherwise he can only poison (which is not used as much as Sleep) and use a Flamethrower attack which, to my characters, did very little damage. He will occasionally use an attack called Panacea, which...heals MY entire party of all the negative status effects he uses. Not sure why he would do this, but it's pretty helpful. But at any rate, attack with Cecil, Cid, and Yang as usual. Rosa has her hands full with healing and using Esuna/antidotes. Rydia is still slamming away with Thunder magic. This battle is pretty easy.



    There you have it! My week in Final Fantasy IV Advance was quite an eventful one. Before I close this diary entry, I'd like to provide my (very) brief thoughts on the game so far. According to my friend Max who's played through the game, and a few online walkthroughs (used only to reference my position in the game), I'm about at the halfway point. I wanna do a quick "cons/pros" list like I do with my normal B-LOG SLAYING posts. Here goes:

CONS:

• By far the most irritating thing is the rate in which you encounter random battles. It gets very old very quickly. 
• Another thing I find mildly annoying is that, at least in the first quarter of the game, whenever you get new party members, they are all severely under-levelled. Sometimes 10+ levels below where everyone else is. It doesn't take too long for them to catch up, but they are vulnerable for a bit

PROS:

• The graphics are great. They look colorful and vibrant on my Gameboy Advance SP screen
• The story, while starting to lose a little steam, is very good. I'm intrigued at where it could be headed, and I like Golbez as a villain, even though he's not the most fleshed-out guy
• The gameplay is fantastic. Yes, there are a lot of random encounters, but it doesn't get in the way of enjoying the game. The turn-based mechanics are spot on. And hey, ever played a recent Final Fantasy game? Notice that Active Time Battle? It's introduced here!

Okay, THAT'S everything. I think I will do a very neutered B-LOG when I finish this game. The meat of the game (and the bosses) will be here in these diary entries. Finally, here's my character progress at the roughly-halfway point: 

I love Gil

    According to one walkthrough I used to reference for something (after the fact, I assure you. I will openly admit, as I already have, when I need to look something up), that the suggested level for the Tower of Babel was 34. So that would mean I'm a little under-levelled, but I'm getting on just fine.
    Thanks all for reading, and check next week for another whizz-bang installment of my diary!